There were two high school
sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and
were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in
10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same
college. But... the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast,
and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to
each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the
guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she
would take weeks to return any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she
took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that
she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased
his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love.
She became very annoyed and found herself a new boyfriend to
get her Ex off her back. So, what she did was this:
She
took a Polaroid picture of herself sucking her new boyfriend's
unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I
have a new boyfriend leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy
was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So what he did next
was awesome:
He wrote on the back of the photo the following:
"Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more
money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.
Hello my name is Elizabeth and welcome to MY.HAITIANITE.COM
