A man went to the bathroom to take a leak.  He pulled down his pants, reached through his underwear and could not find his penis.  Scared and frustrated, he could not believe what appeared to be true to him, that his penis was missing.  All of a sudden, he heard a voice, “so what do you think this is”? “So you think you can use me anytime you want.  What have you done for me lately, Continues the voice?  He looked down and there it was his penis talking to him.  Ah ha, the man said, I thought I fed you last week, you mean to tell me that you are still hungry?  And the penis answered, how many times do you force me to face this ugly looking white bowl a day?  And how many times to you eat per day?  I bet you eat at least 3 times a day and you think that I can survive in a mere 2 minutes a week?  You know what, go flush yourself, not my Budweiser today.