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How to ruin your Honeymoon
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Feb 17 2008, 8:46 pm - By Longchamp


A man dated a woman for 10 years and finally decided to marry her.  Everything went perfectly as planned, beautiful flowers, family members and friends enjoyed the fiesta.  The newly wed couple went on to their honeymoon in the most prestigious getaway resort in the Bahamas.  As they lay in bed, caressing each other and he is feeling her and she is feeling him.  As they get to it further and further, he decided to talk; and says “babe, I have always wanted to know, how many men have you slept with before me?  2 minutes past, no answer.  Now the husband felt sorry for asking her such a question.  5 minutes gone by and she still not answer.  Whooo!  He doesn’t know what to do and what to say and finally after waiting 10 minutes for the answer, he said but babe and she interrupted him and said, “godemmit I am counting”.

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