Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of the American Indians.

After a tour of the reservation she wondered why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. Ms. Walters asked a brave with only one feather in his headdress. His reply was: "Me have only one squaw, me have one feather." She asked another brave, feeling that the first one had only been joking. He replied, "Ugh. Me have four feathers because me sleep with four squaws." Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of squaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers which amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?

The Chief pounded his chest and said, "Me Chief!!! Me Fu*k 'em all." Horrified , Ms. Walters declared, "You ought to be hung!" The Chief replied, "Damned right, me hung. Big like buffalo! Long like snake!" Ms. Walters cried, " You don't have to be so goddamned hostile!" The Chief replied, "Hoss Style, Dog Style, Wolf Style - any style! Me fu*k 'em all!" Tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear!" The Chief replied, "No Deer. Me no fu*k 'em Deer. Asshole too high and fu*kers run too fast. No fu*k 'em Deer."