A
lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly, she spotted the
most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little
fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped
a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as she turned back, there,
standing next to her, is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her:
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had
happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that
if you farted just by touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the
price."
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